No I will never, not ever eat..... (for Zoe my little cousin)

Bonjour Bloggers We have been doing this writing I forgot what it was called but here it is we have worked on it for a couple of days I liked doing it. We had to tricked someone / write a story and say the foods that they don't like





It is very healthy to eat all of the foods of what I am going to say…. I know you still might not like them but at least you could try them for me also Did you know that carrots make you see in the dark even pitch black. So here you go…...

Hello Zoe I totally know you despite ham, When I give it to you you say eww and slap my hand!  Infact ham is not ham it actually is little slices of the planet mars out way in space. These slices are the finest slices you can get. Those little slices are from a factory, they fall off mars and the Martians (people who live on mars) they look around mars and once they find them they send them into little packages that go all the way to planet earth! Those people work so hard to find them are are very rare.

Here Zoe I have a little secret to tell you hashbrowns are not at all even hash browns they are asteroids from space that when they hit the earth’s atmosphere they break into little slices because it’s so hot and then it gets fried then they drop from the sky into the supermarket and they package it up. Then they are all spick and span for you to eat the delicious food.

Ok this one I know you dislike Cucumber aka green twiglets. From greenland especially for you to eat. Those green twiglets are  really special because the king of greenland grows them in his own backyard. He is really old he is the second king since 1913 So that would make him 105 he has been living in the same house for many years growing those for people to eat for years.

Do you really think the foods are cucumbers, hashbrowns and ham? Aka green twiglets,asteroids from space and slices from planet mars. You should really look up close to all of the food because they are so yum!  I hope I convinced you Zoe that all of these food are actually not what they are.